We were playing the game Truth. In the game Truth, you just ask each other questions about life and stuff. You're allowed one skip throughout the entire game. And you have to be COMPLETELY HONEST or you lose.
So it was going fine, we were asking each other stupid questions. Then he asked me what my least favorite thing about myself is. I said my shortness. Then he replied, "Whaaat? Short women are hot! They're the perfect height to rest their head on their date's shoulder or chest while slowdancing and that's hot!"
So... I was kinda getting the feeling that he liked me. Crazy? Maybe. Whatever.
Later I asked him what he thought of my personality. He just said, "Amazing."
Next question... He asks me who my perfect guy would be... I say, "Chivalrous, charismatic, honest, trustworthy, reliable, pretty eyes and nice hair, blah blah blah" and then he told his friend who told him it was "pretty much a biography of Derek" so then Derek was like, "I'm allowed to say, nice taste xD"
Then I asked him who his ideal girl would be.
(THIS IS THE BEST PART BTW)
Derek's reply. "Lol ahem... blond, blue eyes, bout 5' 4", likes harry potter, loves to travel to places like Florida, obsesses over actors, lets me cheat off her homework... did I miss anything? xD"
Um, all of that stuff describes me.
So of course I'm like, !!!!!!!! <3 and start jumping up and down and dancing. Cause by this point it's like 2 AM and no one else is up. And I'm in a condo on Sanibel Island on the floor using my brother's laptop.
So then we just keep talking like normal... I kind of make a few hints referring to the implications of his latest answer... but nothing big, and he just goes along with it.
I go to sleep that night the happiest girl in the world. I listen to love songs on my iPod until I pass out from exhaustion and exploding happiness.
Next morning (and I admit this was probably not my best idea) I text him and say, "So, just wondering... am I really your ideal girl? Or was that all a dream?"
He's like, "Ideal girl? Whoa what are you talking about? Did I miss something???"
Then I'm like, "Oh guess it was all a dream, never mind..." secretly thinking, "SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU" in my head the whole time.
His reply, as he finally gets it.."XD before i say anything more, i'm going to tell you that i turn into a werewolf between the hours of 12 and 3 and i no longer have control over what i say."
"I was sorta playing around, although you ARE really cool... But i couldn't even HINT at liking you or anything for another two months anyway."
And then the 'SCREW YOU' bells really started ringing. At this point if I had been in his presence I would have STRANGLED him. I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SCREWED ME OVER LIKE THAT!!! I MEAN, WHAT THE HECK??
WE WERE PLAYING TRUTH. AND HE LIED. *cries* *stabs heart out*
Then I reply like an hour later when I'm sort of calmed down.. "It's cool. I just didn't know how else I was supposed to take that."
And he's like, "Yep sry. Like i said, im really weird late at night. So how's life?"
Anyway... last night we were FB chatting and then around 11:40 I said, "I'm gonna go now before you turn into a werewolf and screw me over again, so bye!"
and he's like, "what???"
but I log off before he can answer... then he texts me asking if I was serious. I was like, yeah. He was like, when was I a werewolf? I didn't get angry earlier. Then I was like, what are you talking about?
Then he was like, well what are you talking about?
So I told him, kind of, what I was talking about.
And he was like oh sry.. miscommunication... I feel like an idiot, so I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
IDK WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF THIS
ESTOY LOCA, PUES... ADIOS!!!
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