EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to welcome all of my avid followers to a new and very, very thrilling segment that I'll be exploring in this and future blog posts.

What is this segment called, you might ask?
Why, nothing other than The Danny Diaries. 
This is where it gets intense.
This is where real love happens.
This is where I find out that magic doesn't only happen in the wizarding world.
That dreams come true even in Missouri.
That kisses are a beautiful thing when they're with the right person.

I will be chronologuing (what? is that a word?) every date I go on with my new boyfriend, Danny. I'll probably usually be copying this word for word from my LEGIT COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK (you know, those black and white things that are only like a dollar). So please enjoy. (:

And, by the way, Danny is just Derek, only Danny's his real name. I got tired of making sure I didn't use his real name in my posts, and, well, I get the feeling no one I know will ever read this blog. So I think/hope it's safe.
Every word of the following entry is copied from my journal the day after it happened; and nothing from this point out is a lie/fudging of the truth. IT'S COMING TO YOU REAL, PEOPLE.

-drumroll-
You are now embarking on POST NUMBER ONE of THE DANNY DIARIES. :D 


7/18/11
Eeeeee!! Last night was the best night of my life!!! Danny texted me to ask me to the movies around 7. I thought it'd just be as friends, because of the bro code and stuff. But it seemed more serious (and awkward) than just hanging out. Anyway, the theaters by my house closed at 8 so we decided to go to Laumeier Park instead (where I am now, incidentally). ooc: I went back to the picnic bench where he first asked me out to write this journal entry. /bic
We walked around in the forest for about an hour (where it was dark) and played Truth and just talked about stuff. When we got to this picnic table we laid down on it to look at the stars. Then he asked me what this meant, like if we're just friends or something more. I was like, "Is it allowed to be more? Cause of, you know, the bro code, and Josh?" And he just said, "Nature trumps bro code every time." Which meant that our relationship was more important than the bro code/his friendship with Josh!!" So after awhile I finally said, "Do I want to go out with you? Yes." And then he asked me, "Jessie, do you want to go out with me?" cause he had to be the man and say it himself. And then I said yes!! So we laid there a little longer. He said my hair looked pretty. We started walking back to his car then. On the way, he asked me if it'd be okay if he hugged me. I said, "Um, sure. That would be the opposite of bad."
So then he hugged me and I put my arms around his waist, and then he picked me up and spun me around like a little kid. After that he just kind of held me there for a second, and his face was like five inches from mine. It was magical. Then he just laughed and put me down and was like, "Well, that was kinda awkward."
"Opposite of terrible, you mean?" (in my head)
Woo-hoo! 
I'm the happiest girl IN THE WORLD.
My dreams have all come true.


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For future records, I started dating the most handsome man in the world at approximately 10PM on July 17th, 2011, in the year of our Lord.

HALLELUJAH