I Don't Wanna Know the Reasons Why

Reasons why Danny is neglecting to ask me to go out with him (I haven't seen him in six days... -sigh-)

1. He's DENNIS-ing me. This is a fail-proof system for getting ladies, seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

• Demonstrate value
• Engage physically
• Nurture dependence
• Neglect emotionally (we'd be in this stage right now, I believe?)
• Inspire hope
• Separate entirely 

2. He actually does like me, but he's just really lazy about having a relationship.
3. .... but he can't afford to drive out to see me very often.
4 .....  but his parents won't let him out to see me.
5.  .... but he doesn't want things to move too fast.

6. He realized that he doesn't like me, but he's hoping I'll take a hint and leave him alone.
7. He's afraid that Jared will find out if we go out any more. 
8. He's still pining over his ex-girlfriend(s) and isn't sure how he feels about me.
10. He's trying to mentally prepare me for our future when he's in the Air Force and I never get to see him.
11. He's testing me to see if I break up with him for not spending enough time with me (like his ex-girlfriend).

Hmm.