June 3
Hey, do you live at (insert my address here)?
(first text ever)
Hahaha im a rapist, and you just confirmed your address to me!
Idk, it's tempting... I hear Jews are good rapees
That's ok it was a cute kinda funny. Like there are goofy funnies and fail funnies but this was a cute funny. So no worries.
(that was about my terrible driving fail, when I hit a curb and he saw...)
July 6
JESSIE REED!!! Youve done worse things than walk through a parking lot naked??? O.o youve got balls, woman! Hmm whats ur idea of the perfect guy?
NOT dicaprio.
Bahaha i typed that response ANONYMOUSLY (dont worry) to Anna over facebook. She said "well thats pretty much your biography, Danny." so, i guess im allowed to say, nice taste xD
(when I asked who his perfect girl was)
Lol ahem... Blond, blue eyes, bout 5'4", likes harry potter, loves to travel to places like Florida, obsesses over actors, lets me cheat off her homework...
Did i miss anything? XD
The next day:
Ideal girl? What are you talking about? Did i miss something???
XD before i say anything more, im going to tell you that i turn into a werewolf between the hours of 12and3 and i no longer have control over what i say.
I was sorta playing around, although you ARE really cool... But i couldnt even HINT at liking you or anything for another two months anyway.
July 9
Haha sry big misinterpretation and i feel like an idiot so if you'll excuse me, goodnight, im going to go jump off a cliff.
After the HP party (July 15)
Thx for coming on short notice btw. Def need to do that again sometime =)
Idk tell me your answer first =)
(this was to the question, who would you want to be stuck on an island with for a year)
So, admittedly, my answer is You. I got to thinking and i dont think ive ever been notably mad at you. Go figure O.o
Lol thats cool, glad to hear we dont hate eachother. Oh i got one: whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?
--- When I told him I thought it was all a lie, about him liking me and stuff...
#1 - what part about that strikes you as a lie? #2 - why do you still have that =P???
Mmm you obviously misunderstand.
So approx 1month ago. Bro Code says i cant even hint at liking you for three months after you break up with mah bro. So, that was my hint without hinting.
Retired and living big in hawaii or alaska. Ur question: how much do you think Shanon will freak when you update her?
Bout what i cleared up tonight. She was going ballistic about me "leading you on" etc...
Um sure if you insist =)
--- What he would wish for from a genie if he had three wishes:
I want a hot girlfriend who's also low maintenance, a '65 Shelby GT Mustang with no speed limits, and an unlimited supply of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Ur turn!
*Sigh* ok ok ok. But that means you owe me something intense. Idk what but something =) um what are the limitations on this game?
Mm heres one: describe your most *romantic* moment. Real or imaginary.
By imaginary i mean a fantasy. Anything from "i want dinner on a moonlit beach" to "i wanna get laid on the Eiffel Tower". Your deepest romantic dream. Capishe?
That sounds cool. Mine's kinda similar. Skinny dipping at a place called Pineshore Lake, then do it on the dock under the full moon and millions of stars.
Did not copy! And of course i havent already done it! My first time will be when i have a ring on mah finger.
Haha never! Lol how many times a day are you gonna do it when youre married?
Bahaha dang jessie thats called nymphomania xD. Lol ill do it as much as mah wifey will allow
fail. When do you find a guy most attractive? i.e. Jeans and a white tshirt working on a car
Haha probly just walking around in nothin but one of mah dress shirts. Thats hot =) ur turn
I trust that you wont tell. I just dont know if im ready to tell it just yet ya know?
----Now, this is the first time he asked me out...
What are you doing right now? ( July 17 at 7:21 PM)
You free tonight?
Wanna do something? Idk what, but something?
Wanna see a movie? Ive got til 10:45 =)
Haha ok ok. Kinda takes the spontaneity out of spontaneous... You want the truth? Ive been sitting in Freddie's Market parking lot for about ten minutes =P
---- First text after we became a couple...
Phew! Its not a ticket, just a warning that if the car wasnt moved within 24 hours, i'd be ticketed.
Wow its been like an hour since i dropped you off and Anna is already texting me about it... How many people have you told???
---- After I asked him out the first time...
I could *probably* convince mah parents to let me go somewhere =)
---- Aand the first text after the first time we kissed... (=
Well.... im alive....yep i put it in mah backseat for later. I guess ill get it to you sometime =)
Hahaha it was NOT your fault. Im as much to blame as you, silly. 'sokay, they usually lemme off groundings early for good behaviour.
Lol good mornin to you too. Tonight was indeed...peachy =P. I have to wake up in like 6hours so imma go to sleep. 'Night, Jessie!
Bahahahaha you told shanon we "kissed under the stars just like in the movies"?
Hahaha this is cool we have like a little chat triangle going on her. Jessie tells shanon, shanon tells me, i laugh at jessie, jessie punches shanon in face. XD
Aw thanks im flattered
Im sorry!!!! I have a busy schedule and it tends to get in the way of things O.o... Anyway how's life, besides rejection?
Sounds gay. Stargazing is totally for wimps!
Thats a "sure if i can convince my parents that im going somewhere else with more ppl". Just gimme a bit of time.
So im thinking today might not be the best weather for Botanical Garden...
Haha well i cant get ahold of either of mah parents to ask them if i can go anywhere O.o so for now we have to wait =(
Can anyone say valedictorian...?
Lol yeah that'll go over well... "mom im going over to this girl's house late at night to watch a chick flick ill be back before tomorrow bye"
TTYL